Die Hard just got a whole lot sexier (46 Photos)

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The idea had been kicked around the office for weeks. It began with the argument that Die Hard was, in fact, a Christmas movie (it is). Then we thought, what if John McClane was a woman? Who would she be? Who’s the sexiest, most badass bombshell on the internets right now? Emily Sears.

We contacted Emily thinking the Australian smokeshow would laugh at us, “I’m a Chivette, I can be on a plane tomorrow if needed, mate.” Office erupts in applause.

Cyber Monday is underway and the Chivers agree that not only are this year’s CHIVE designs amazing, but they’re really the best of any year so far. You won’t look like anybody else at your office Christmas Party, that’s for damn sure.

From Keep Calm Mistletoe to Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal to Drunker than Christmas, we’ve got it all. And yes, there are Chive Onesies.

We haven’t released Murray Christmas in two years. The thing is, when you’re wearing Murray Christmas, it just makes people smile. Wherever you go, you’re basically a walking holiday smile machine.

Everything is available right now. SHIPPING IS FREE all day and you get 10% off using the discount code: MURRAYXMAS

Just for kicks we decided that anybody who spends $420 or more will get pizza delivered to your home or office. No, I’m not kidding.

Cyber Monday begins RIGHT HERE!

It all began at theCHIVE office Christmas Party…

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Emily Sears' amazing Instagram!

Emily Sears’ amazing Instagram!

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We just released 30 epic designs on theCHIVERY including Murray Christmas for the first time in 2 years! FREE SHIPPING AND 10% OFF EVERYTHING with shipping code: MURRAYXMAS! It's all available for Chivers and Chivettes RIGHT HERE!

We just released 30 epic designs on theCHIVERY including Murray Christmas for the first time in 2 years!

FREE SHIPPING AND 10% OFF EVERYTHING with shipping code: MURRAYXMAS!

It’s all available for Chivers and Chivettes RIGHT HERE!

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Much more on Mikayla Carr's Instagram!

Much more on Mikayla Carr’s Instagram!

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Thanks again to Emily Sears and Mikayla Carr! Y'all were amazing to work with! Much more to come today, Chivers. Our sexy live feed begins shortly! Over 30 new designs were released today, Chivers! Our biggest Holiday offering ever! Free shipping and 10% off everything with discount code: MURRAYXMAS It's all available RIGHT HERE! Murray Christmas!!!

Thanks again to Emily Sears and Mikayla Carr! Y’all were amazing to work with!

Much more to come today, Chivers. Our sexy live feed begins shortly!

Over 30 new designs were released today, Chivers! Our biggest Holiday offering ever!

Free shipping and 10% off everything with discount code: MURRAYXMAS

It’s all available RIGHT HERE!

Murray Christmas!!!

http://www.thechive.com

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